AUDRINA PATRIDGE ON REGIS AND KELLY ...

Audrina talks to Regis and Kelly about her unlikely discovery. I love her.

COVER STORY... THE HILLS

The Hills girls are on the latest issue of Rolling Stone. I love Whitney, Lauren and Audrina. Those three girl's look good.

Oh Really Heidi Mon-tacky ?

Heidi Montag pulled out her best tear jerking performance for her fans on Monday night in an interview to Access Hollywood. I have no doubt this was a traumatic experience for Heidi but leave it to this fame whore to use the memory of her brother to promote her show and bash Lauren Conrad. Why did she not talk about it earlier or wait for another time? Hmm...cause it's convenient now. And don't think I didn't notice Heidi's new lips . I'm sure she got them just for the interview. I bet the tears in the interview were because of the amount of pain her face was feeling from all the work she's had done. Just kidding I think she's a lovely girl... just kidding she's a fugly biatch... just kidding no she isn't... just kidding she is.

Trash-douche-tacularness! Yess!

by Pierre Baltadano


I normally don't post on shit like this but I just had to. Heidi Montag apparently had a "fashion show" for her new line Heidiwood for Anchor Blue (has a ring to it don't you think?). Heidi displayed great vintage 1990's midwest Junior High wear that speaks to the double-wide fashionista in everybody. I remember reading an article where Heidi says Lauren Conrad's line was too expensive and that she had more cred than Lauren. "When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development," said the budding fashion designer Ms. Montag. I've seen Lauren Conrad's line and I'll say that although it's uninspired, it's okay and very wearable. Now, if my sister wore this Heidicouldnot for Anchor Blue stuff, I'd ask her how much Oscar the Grouch pays out his girls for pulling tricks on trailer park lane. I'd say Montag's half a term studying Fashion Design is totally reflecting.

Above is what some saw....but here is what I saw...

LAUREN CONRAD ON MYSPACE THE FIT

MySpace Presents: The Fit featuring Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad on The Fit gives us a sneak peek into her Summer '08 collection. Lauren also talks a little about her favorite designers one including LA based designer Cynthia Vincent.

THE HILLS GO TO NEW TO YORK

Well for the night anyways. Yes, the beautiful women of The Hills celebrated their 3rd season premiere in New York city.

RYAN SEACREST'S GUILTY PLEASURE... THE HILLS

Lauren, LO, and Whitney all stop by Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM studio to talk about the new season of The Hills. Click here to listen to the girls give the scoop on the new season.

THE LAUREN CONRAD COLLECTION...

Lauren Conrad Collection debuted Tuesday at Smashbox Studios in Culver City. I think the line is great considering this his her first go as a designer. Its nothing like Dior or Mc Queen but this stuff will sell.

WHO DID IT BETTER?

Opinion Polls & Market Research

LAUREN CONRAD ON THE ELLEN SHOW...

Lauren Conrad is set to premiere her new clothing line this week at LA Fashion week.

KICKING OFF "LA FASHION" WEEK ...

Actress Angie Harmon, designer Erin Fetherston and actress Rosario Dawson all at the ghb presents Erin Fetherston "Fashion" week kick-off party at Villa on March 7, 2008 in West Hollywood. Just wondering. Is it OK to throw a "ghb" party in West Hollywood? Doesn't LA fashion week have enough problems? I really want LA Fashion Week to work but every year I'm so disappointed. I will go see the Orthodox Show because I love the detailed simplicity of Eric Niccole's work. I'm also going to see Lauren Conrad's new line. Exciting! Jared Gold I must see because my girl Liss D'Amato is walking in it. I hear a rumor that Chris Crocker may make a surprise appearance. Closing fashion week this year, the Pussy Cat Dolls "couture" line is making its debut. That should be interesting.

LAUREN CONRAD ON REGIS & KELLY ...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY GIRL!....

Lauren Conrad turned 22 today. I wish you the very best this year!

KRISTIN CAVALLARI CELEBRATES HER BIRTHDAY. AGAIN, AGAIN...

Cavallari celebrates her 21st birthday Wednesday night at Stone Rose Lounge in West Hollywood. Wow, she really loves herself. Kris Cav had a birthday Party in Vegas 11 days prior; but nobody came to that! Eew why am I being so bitchy - I love self love. I think I still hold a Lauren/Steven grudge from the Laguna dayzzz.