COVER STORY... EMILE HIRSCH

If you haven't picked up the latest issue of Flaunt Magazine, you might just be missing out on what Issue #93 has to offer. It's our favorite indie boy Emile Hirsch. Emile talks to Flaunt about doing a big budget movie and the challenge of working with a green screen on Speed Racer.

Issue #93 also shares a few behind-the-scenes shots of Mila Kunis who is best know for her role as Jackie on That 70's Show and as the voice of Meg on Family Guy. Beautiful Mila has effortlessly moves from the small screen to the big screen in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

JOE JONAS STANDS UP FOR MILEY CYRUS

Joe Jonas speaks out in support of his friend Miley who got a lot of flack for her Vanity Fair shoot and the scandalous green bra pix.
Joe J on the subject:
"We're good friends of hers, and we got her back and we love her to death!" He continues, "As much as they say no one's perfect and everybody makes their mistakes, I think it's the way you handle it and come out of it [in] the proper and respectful way."

COVER STORY ...JESSICA SIMPSON

J Simpson is on the cover of the June issue of Glamour Magazine. Jessica talks about her love for Tony Romo. “I’m in love,” Jess says, “Big Time. It’s only four months. I can’t believe it. It feels like forever. I love this guy….I think it’s ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he’s an athlete. I was always, an athlete? Heck no.”

I've hung out with Jess and I really believe her when she says she's in love. Tony couldn't be nicer. Such a respectable guy. Happy for them. I mean, happy for us.

IN LOCAL NEWS...

The tackiest Hollywood night club/restaurant Basque was set, I mean caught, on fire. Firefighters were called to Hollywood and Vine at about 5:30AM. The black cloud of smoke could be seen for miles, and in Hollywood that required eight helicopters to capture what, Pierre thinks, was just the city sanitizing the club from all the slutty vaginer lice and the dirty old man pube mice. Just kidding I went there every Tuesday day, just kidding it was everyday, just kidding they wouldn't let me in, just kidding they said I could come whenever I wanted. Just kidding .

GQ ASKED THE BIG QUESTION... WHY ARE WE AFARID OF A NAKED MAN

GQ Style Magazine has put out The Naked issue and right in time for summer. Just kidding. But seriously, this does get me inspired to hit the gym a little harder... hehe I said harder. No this really is a great article. Addressing why men have such a huge problem with other naked men? Why can women complement each other's bodies all day long? They can say things like, "You have such nice breasts," "She has a great ass. I love her body," and nobody bats and eye or passes judgment. Why cant men admire other men's physiques with out it being sexual? Why is acknowledging another man's body so gay? It's a great issue for both men and women. I really recommend taking a look. Don't worry, your not "GAY" if you do.

THE MARKY- KATE OLSEN LOOK IN 5,4,3,2,1...

Here is MK at The Tribeca Film Festival, attending a dinner put on by Chanel. So Step 1 in acheving the Mary -Kate: Put your favorite black bra on. Step 2: Find an old, black, sheer long-sleeved Rick Owens shirt. Step 3: Black sheer leggings. Step 4: Grab that Chanel skirt Karl Lagerfeld just sent to your hotel room and put that bitch over Step 1 and 3. Finally, Step 5: (and ladies, only do step five if you don't wanna look like a hot tranny mess) Grab your a Vintage, but new from Maxfield's, sport coat, the blue one of course. Oh and this isn't a step, just common knowlegde, don't leave home without your Chanel Clutch. Where else you gonna stash that joint. And that's how you pull off the Markus Molinari. I mean Marky- Kate Olsen. You're welcome. Oh shit, I forgot to warn you that most of these steps can't be pulled off unless you're famous or the Crazy Robertson Guy.


Oh, and Blake Lively came to the dinner too but nobody cared because hellour MKO showed up. Just kidding, they would have cared had they noticed.

BAD NEWS BEARS...

What is in the air? Today my roommate got her purse jacked downtown. I know when I was held at gun point your mind suddenly gets very clear. Then my instinct kicked in and said folks are desperate and jacking shit all over town. So I suggest keeping a shiv (aka knife) very close to you, maybe tucked in a sock, or stashed in the yard, or, even better, you can go to the military and have them turn you into a bionic defense system.

MYSPACE CELEBRITY GOES BEHIND THE SCENES WITH CHRISTINA RICCI

Christina Ricci on Speed Racer

Christina Ricci talks about screen testing for Trixie in Speed Racer. Myspace celebrity caught up with Christina on the set of her People Magazine shoot. From the looks of the background, it was in some junk yard or field. Or maybe X-tina was preparing to reprise her role in Black Snake Moan.

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT...

Who wouldn't. OK! You wanted it and it's finally here. Katy has released her single I Kissed A Girl on iTunes and AmazonMP3. Take a listen here and then go buy this joint and tell all your friends to buy it because this is one song you won't want to share or download illegally.

COVER STORY... THE HILLS

The Hills girls are on the latest issue of Rolling Stone. I love Whitney, Lauren and Audrina. Those three girl's look good.

CHRIS CROCKER VS PEREZ HILTON

Looks like we have a bit of a rivalry between two of Internet's most influential people. Chris Crocker sported "Fuck Perez" across his chest earlier this week while walking down Robertson Blvd in Beverly Hills. Wonder what Perez has done now?

THE BITCH IS BACK...

Please tell me you caught the new episode of Gossip Girl. Hellour! Michelle Trachtenberg debuted her bitchy character Georgina on last nights episode of Gossip Girl. Michelle was the perfect choice in spicing up this already popular TV hit. She's the reason I started watching this season. I also noticed the massive clothing budget increase. Blake Lively's character Serena sported a pretty pricey Burberry bag while Georgina carried the coveted Gucci python. Oh hey OK! Check out more of Gossip Girl's dramatic story lines and high end fashion every Monday night at 8pm ...

FALLING DOWN BY SCARLETT JOHANSSON ...

Look, I think she's hot! Great Lips! Huge Boobs! As an actress I think she ruins every movie thats she's in; might just be me but I'm pretty sure it's not. (I did like her in Match Point). Now as a singer, I think she's really bad and this first single, Falling Down is pretty self explanatory and F-N annoying. I even listened to it three times to make sure I wasnt being too harsh. So Scarlett I say stick to acting-ish because you are pretty to look at. Just kidding, I love every thing you do!

Oh Really Heidi Mon-tacky ?

Heidi Montag pulled out her best tear jerking performance for her fans on Monday night in an interview to Access Hollywood. I have no doubt this was a traumatic experience for Heidi but leave it to this fame whore to use the memory of her brother to promote her show and bash Lauren Conrad. Why did she not talk about it earlier or wait for another time? Hmm...cause it's convenient now. And don't think I didn't notice Heidi's new lips . I'm sure she got them just for the interview. I bet the tears in the interview were because of the amount of pain her face was feeling from all the work she's had done. Just kidding I think she's a lovely girl... just kidding she's a fugly biatch... just kidding no she isn't... just kidding she is.

YSL RUNWAY FAll/WINTER '08-'09...

by Pierre Baltadano


I'm sure I am a bit late on this but in looking through the intaweb I came across a video runway show created by Yves Saint Laurent Creative Director Stefano Pilati featuring actor Simon Woods. I quite like this. Yeah it's not a live runway show but I like how you can see moving details of the clothing. Thoughts?

MILEY CYRUS GOES ALL THE WAY WITH VANITY FAIR MAGAZINE..

Next month's cover of Vanity Fair shows a not so surprising, to me at least, photo of Miley Cyrus. It's actully not that big of a deal. Kate Moss was doing photos like this when she's was younger. It's just implied, pre-adulthood, nudity people. I love Miley. Go slut it up girl!




[Vanity Fair]

THE FRENCH ARE HILARIOUS...

I mean what's a girl to do?

COVER STORY... SARAH JESSICA PARKER

SJK is jumping on that promotion train. With her Sex And The City movie coming out late May she is going to be everywhere. Here is Sarah Jess on the cover of the May 2008 issue of French Elle Magazine.

RIHANNA'S NEW VIDEO" TAKE A BOW"

When I first heard this song I thought what a shit song. After hearing it again I kind of love it. I'll let you decide for yourself.

AMY WINEHOUSE GOES TO THE SLAMMER

Amy Winehouse is handing out baby headbutts like Naomi Campbell is handing out cell phones. The 24 year old grammy winner was arrested for assault. Apparently head butting a guy. This is one crazy fugly bitch. I wish I had her around the night I got car jacked.

JULIAN MOORE AND MICHAEL PHELPS JUST WANNA BE WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE...

by Pierre Baltadano


Actress Julianne Moore and swimmer Michael Phelps took part in the latest photo campaign for Disneyland's "Year of a Million Dreams." For this new phase of the "Disney Dream Portrait Series," Annie Liebovitz shot Julianne Moore as The Little Mermaid's Ariel and Michael Phelps portraying one of her merman slaves or something. The rest of the merpeople (is that a word?) were portrayed by other stars of the swimming world. I'll tell you, it is bizzare seeing humans as merpeeps with scales and tails. Check out the press release with video at the link below.




[PRNewswire.com]

PARIS HILTON BANNED FROM HYATT HOTEL IN RUSSIA

According to Popcruch.com Paris Hilton was banned from the Hyatt Hotel in Moscow for writing "Paris Moscow 2008" on the wall of their presidential suite. Paris was charged $9,000 and permanatly banned from the hotel. My question is, who knew Paris could even spell Moscow? Maybe she had an assistant do it for her.

“Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the Black List,” a Hyatt spokesperson told Britain’s Daily Telegraph. Bitch was Blacklisted.

JOE JONAS LOVES HIS FLIP CAMERA ...

Joe Jonas captures behind the scenes footage of the Oprah show. The Jonas Brothers are Oprah's most requested guest ever. Thats insane, just kidding it's normal, just kidding it happens all the time just kidding. You can catch this hot pop trio today April 24th on Oprah. Also appearing on the show is America's favorite little family the stars from the hit reality show Little People Big World. Yesss best Oprah show ever! Also to buy a a Flip Camera like the one Joe Jonas uses click here

ANGIE HARMON GETS NAKED...

Angie goes full monty for Allure magazine's May 2008 issue. You're welcome boyzzz.

CHEALSEA HANDLER ON THE VIEW

Chealsea tells the ladies of The View why she decided to become a full time Jew at age 5.

COUPLE ALERT!!!

Shannon Woodward and Andrew Garfield heat up the BAFTA's in London earlier this week. Shannon worked this dress by Zac Posen and her leading man looked hot in his Dolce & Gabanna tux.

ANDREW GARFIELD SHOOTING STAR...

Congratulations to Andrew Garfield on winning Best Actor award for his role Boy A during the British Academy Awards. Thats like a Golden Globe y'all. Andrew Garfield has already starred along side of Hollywood's greats in Lions for Lambs. Andrews latest project The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus has him parred up with the hottest leading men, Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell. I predict an Oscar for this man in the next two years.

OMFG I JUST DIED, JUST KIDDING I'M A GHOST, JUST KIDDING I CAN'T DIE , JUST KIDDING I'M IMAGINARY...

My new favorite thing, just kidding I lied, just kidding it is, just kidding I can't believe I just found this, just kidding I watched it the first night it aired, just kidding I wrote that but I didn't, just kidding i can't write , just kidding I have no arms... ok ok , but this my new thing, just kidding it's not , just kidding it totally is.

MENA SUVARI SHOWS OFF HER NEW BOY SIMON SESTITO

What better place to show off your "music producer" boyfriend Simon Sestito then the Courvoisier LRG event in Los Angeles on April 17, 2008. What it do Mena? For some reason they look like they work as a couple. I love her so much so if she thinks he's down to date then I'm cool with him too. You get your thugish rugish on gurl!

Help Stop the Epidemic...

by Pierre Baltadano


I've learned to live with the ginger's in my life, but maybe our children won't have to know what ginger's are. Do your part.

LACK OF BLOGS...

Excuse # 1. Katy Katy Katy. As some of you may know my best friend Katy Perry's star has been rising quite fast lately and she's had photo shoot after photo shoot. So I've teamed up with super fashionista Johnny Wujek to style Miss Perry. Because, contrary to popular belief, that look does not come easy. As her sister Angela Hudson Perry says, "It takes a village to raise a Katy." As the divine miss Marilyn Monroe would say, "It isn't easy being Marilyn Monroe even if you are Marilyn Monroe".

Excuse# 2. That damn insurance has yet to cough up the FEDS for me to buy a new laptop. Eew. I was like, "Y'all stingy! It ain't no baby tiger...it's just a laptop!"

Excuse# 3. The Damn Internet in my F-N apartment is down, and it’s so time consuming to call the F-N phone company.

I promise from this very moment to put more conscious effort and time into giving y'all the newest and best shit for your fix.

"AND WHEN A HERO COMES ALONG, WITH THE STRENGTH TO CARRY ON"...

This kid is truly a hero...Maybe Mariah Carey's but mine, not so much. I take it back. If my child got inside this claw-toy-killer thing I'd enroll him in training at the Magic Castle or something.

JENNA JAMESON ON THE VIEW ...

"Ex" Porn Star Jenna Jameson appeared on The View promoting her new "movie" Zombie Strippers. Now tell me this. When did The View get so desperate for ratings that they need porn stars promoting stupid movies. Jenna says that the movie has a lot of political undertones and she's like political girl. WTF! Wow! That's all I have to say. One more thing . When I watched it the second time I think I could hear Whoopi Goldberg say, "I love you," when she hugs Jenna. Innerestin!

KYLIE MINOGUE'S NEW VIDEO "ALL I SEE"

KATY PERRY TALKS WITH ERIC BLAIR...

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SHIT!

by Pierre Baltadano


We should always practice safe sex but for most guys, including myself, HPV was something that we thought wouldn't really affect us. Well according to new research, HPV-related oral cancers are on the rise amongst men under 40. Oral cancers are more common in older men who have had a long history of smoking or drinking so this is pretty crazy. I've heard that about 50% of sexually active men and women contract HPV at some point of their lives, 10% get more permanent strains of the disease, so those are some crazy odds. So be careful. (I'm such a Debbie downer).

Trash-douche-tacularness! Yess!

by Pierre Baltadano


I normally don't post on shit like this but I just had to. Heidi Montag apparently had a "fashion show" for her new line Heidiwood for Anchor Blue (has a ring to it don't you think?). Heidi displayed great vintage 1990's midwest Junior High wear that speaks to the double-wide fashionista in everybody. I remember reading an article where Heidi says Lauren Conrad's line was too expensive and that she had more cred than Lauren. "When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development," said the budding fashion designer Ms. Montag. I've seen Lauren Conrad's line and I'll say that although it's uninspired, it's okay and very wearable. Now, if my sister wore this Heidicouldnot for Anchor Blue stuff, I'd ask her how much Oscar the Grouch pays out his girls for pulling tricks on trailer park lane. I'd say Montag's half a term studying Fashion Design is totally reflecting.

Above is what some saw....but here is what I saw...

JUST INCASE U MISSED KATY PERRY ON CARSON DALY ...

YOU'RE WELCOME!

MADONNA LOVES KATY PERRY !!!

Talk about a seal of approval. Love Love Love Madonna. Now I just need her to say " Markus is the drug is my favorite blog site'.

KATY PERRY BACKSTAGE ON LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY

by Pierre Baltadano

Sadly, I missed the taping of my homegirl Katy Perry singing "UR So Gay" on Last Call with Carson Daly (I caught it on the TiVo though!) but here she is in a backstage interview.

TODAYS MYSPACE FEATURED ICON... JARED LETO

Jared Leto talks about his role in Chapter 27

Today April 8th 2008 Myspace Celebrity featured Jared Leto for his new movie Chapter 27 also staring Lindsey Lohan. Jared plays John Lennon's killer and had to gain over 60 pounds for the role. For more on your favorite celebrities go to Myspace Celebrity.

COVER STORY... DENISE RICHARDS

I wish this cover for Shape was more like a Cover Up story. She does not look good. Oh hey.

HOW CAN YOU NOT WATCH 30 ROCK

It's the best show on Earth! So don't be a fugly stupid biatch and watch new episodes of 30 Rock beginning this Thursday. (Hmm...I guess I do watch some television)

KYLIE MINOGUE ON ELLEN

Loves me some Kylie...

WHERE DID THIS AVRIL GO?

I was on iChat with Chris Crocker and he sent me this youtube saying how fucking in love he was with Avril Lavigne. Do you remember when you used to love Avril Lavigne? Check out this video of Avril in Japan in 2002. At the end of the video she says, "I'm gonna put on a real rock show. No background dancing.. it's gonna be real." Look who has back up dancers now.

PROJECT RUNWAY IS MOVING TO LIFETIME

The hit Bravo show Project Runway is packing up its sewing kits and moving to the Lifetime network. PR has signed a five year deal with Lifetime (Television for Women & gay men & sensitive men) .

JONAS BROTHERS IN "CAMP ROCK"

Jonas Brothers star in a new Disney Original Movie Camp Rock.

CHRISTINA APPLEGATE ON THE VIEW

Christina Applegate is on The View promoting the return of her ABC sitcom Samantha Who?. After watching her on The View and hearing her talk about her character on the show, I have to say that if I watched television I would check this show out.

VICTORIA BECKHAM ACTS LIKE A BABY FOR MARC JACOBS

What is up with this campaign? I love how Marc doesn't have traditional ad campaigns but this is retarded.

SARAH JESSICA PARKER ON "TODAY" SHOW...

SJP is promoting her new movie Smart People also starring Dennis Quaid and Ellen Page. I case you didnt know Sarah has a clothing line called Bitten that is super super affordable. SJP's Manifesto is, "It is every woman's inalienable right to have a pulled-together stylish, confident wardrobe with money left over to live." I think it's a great thing and is a sort of testament to Sarah's character.

SHANNNNIE! AS DI DI MALLOY ON FX'S THE RICHES...

by Pierre Baltadano


Been catching up on The Riches over the weekend and enjoying it a bunch. Here is a clip of the wonderful Shannon Woodward singing to the bitches. Catch more of The Riches Tuesdays at 10 on FX or catch up on hulu.com

DATING WITH MAX AND JASON ...

BUSH'S WAR...

by Pierre Baltadano

Bush's War is a two-part series is probably gonna get PBS's funding cut some more but they have done something remarkable by not only putting together a documentary on the beginnings of the Iraq war and in posting it online, they have also given access to excerpts that were cut for time by including. That's around 400 hrs of free footage that the people have access to. Doing this is also so much more engaging for those that want to go more in-depth into a documentary that already promises to give unprecedented inquiry and coverage to such a sensitive subject. Thanks PBS and Frontline. That's that for the politics. Oh, and here's hoping I don't get followed for life for posting this.

HUH?! HWHA?!

by Pierre Baltadano


Oh shit it's on! Rapper 'Lil Jon has come out with his own wine label. "It kind of came out of nowhere," Lil Jon told The Associated Press of his new venture, Little Jonathan Winery. "We were just going to do some private label stuff (for parties) and we did it, and people was like, `Hey, it's pretty nice.'" Then I were like, "Hey, this is some funny shit." He continues, "My full name is Jonathan. The wine is more nature: I wanted to not just have a direct connection, but make it just a little bit more upscale than regular 'Lil Jon.' ... This is not no ghetto Boone's Farm; this is some real wine." This ain't no lie people and I isn't lying, 'Lil Jon has come up with some wine. Think I can get some of this at Costco?

[Full story at AP]

FUTURE KATY PERRY... GIRL IN BLUE WIG

FERRAS ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO...

If you didn't take my advice and TIVO Ferras last night on Jay Leno, worry not because I have it for you. Not only did Ferras give another beautiful performance, he looked great wearing a suit by Lanvin and silver Gucci shoes. You know, the ones I have to have. I also enjoyed the back up from the string section. It gave a sort of light breeze.

THE LA GALAXY TAKES OUT THE SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES...

by Pierre Baltadano


After a humiliating start to their season losing 4 nil to Colorado (thanks new keeper Cronin for saving none of those), the Galaxy came back in their home opener by beating the San Jose Earthquakes, which had Galaxy goalkeeper Joe Cannon and coach Frank Yallop. The 2-0 victory was also great because we saw David Beckham and Landon Donovan starting to play off of each other in a significant way, each having an assist on each other's goals. I am glad that this is the first game that I attended because it would have killed to have seen the last one in person. Oh and I don't know if I, like most sites, would consider this David Beckham's first MLS goal. You see, during Beckham's second game back in August, I saw him score a goal for the Galaxy in the Superliga but I think it's not being counted because it wasn't a REGULAR season game. Whatevs. Also in attendance was Beckhams lady friend Victoria and the LA Laker's Kobe Bryant (MVP!).

Here's the vid of David Beckham's FIRST goal playing for the Galaxy.

MADONNA IS SAVING THE WORLD...ONE KID AT A TIME...

According to Reuters, Madonna has received the blessing of the Malawian government for the complete and legal adoption of David Banda with the courts now left to give the final go ahead. She is on her way to saving the world one child at a time...now she has less than 4 Minutes to save the world. What will she do-oo? Lemme get JT on the phone to see what the plan is.

SET YOUR TIVO'S Y'ALL...FERRAS PERFORMING ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO...

Catch our Ferras performing on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. If you haven't gotten his debut album Aliens and Rainbows go get it!.

THE GREAT TRACEY ULLMAN AS ONE OF THE MOST ANNOYING HOLLYWOOD MOMS EVER...

by Pierre Baltadano

She is so good. Check her out as the incomparable Dina Lohan on her new show Tracey Ullman's State of the Union.

DAVID BECKHAM ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO

El Becks on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno discussing who knows what...he looks good and talks funny; two very distracting things...Check it

SHERRI SHEPHERD ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO

Sherri Shepherd, The View co-host and Mrs. Tracy Jordan on NBC's 30 Rock, on the Tonight Show With Jay Leno discusses her "Lose 30 lbs. or Lose a Leg Diet," comes onto Becks, dishes on her relationship with Barack Obama, and on being confused for a hooker. Check it out y'all.

CHRIS CROCKER CALL GIRL'S IT OUT FOR SOCIALVIBE.COM

KushTV - Chris Crocker at SocialVibe.com Party

Here is Chris Crocker giving us his best Julia Roberts and supporting Socialvibe.com.

WOODY ALLEN LAWSUIT AGAINST AMERICAN APPAREL

Woody Allen is not happy with the company for using his image to promote the basic cotton tee line. This billboard popped up in California and New York last May so my question is, why wait for a whole year to go by to sue? I think someone is pulling a publicity Sally on us. Or maybe he wants to get in on the action of photographing the young girls that appear in the American Apparel Ads. Oh you know what would be great if Woody let Dov Charney the CEO of AA use the pictures that he took of his wife/daughter Soon-Yi back in the day. Mr. Allen loves under age girls so much he wants to take them behind a middle school and get them pregnant! Ouch truth hurts doesn't it? You're welcome. I think these two pervs are like to peas in a pervert pod.

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