...BELLA THE MOVIE STAR...

MISS BIMBO...

by Pierre Baltadano

This one totally flew under my nose. The Today Show's Ann Curry aired a clip about an online game that's all the rage in Europe. It's called Miss Bimbo and it is a Barbie Doll meets paper doll meets Tamogachi thing where people can raise a Paris Hilton of their own. Little eight year-old children are apparently getting in on it too. All I know is that after watching this alarming report, I want to make my own Miss Bimbo. I have hopes that when I do, she will be loved, taken care of, and sent to university just like all good little bimbos should.

PARIS HILTON BANNED FROM HYATT HOTEL IN RUSSIA

According to Popcruch.com Paris Hilton was banned from the Hyatt Hotel in Moscow for writing "Paris Moscow 2008" on the wall of their presidential suite. Paris was charged $9,000 and permanatly banned from the hotel. My question is, who knew Paris could even spell Moscow? Maybe she had an assistant do it for her.

“Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the Black List,” a Hyatt spokesperson told Britain’s Daily Telegraph. Bitch was Blacklisted.

THE NOT SO COVERED COVER GIRL...

Paris Hilton's nearly naked on the cover of 944. OK we get it you can drop your clothes on the drop of a dime. The least she could have done was give us a little fashion.

BARRON HILTON & PARIS HILTON ARE THE SAME...

Eighteen year old Barron Hilton was arrested earlier this week in Malibu on suspicion of DUI. Y'all this is not cute and really needs to be put on mute. Do I have to show you guys the video again?

...SATURDAY... SUNDAY ...

OK this is going to be a little shorter; you get the gist of the weekend right? Pump pump, pump!. Saturday group dinner at Casa Vega in Studio City. Thomas and I left the valley and went to Hollywood to rescue my girl Golden and friend Rainier we made a quick stop at Goa. This is not usually my cup of tea. Too much Hollywood. Believe it or not I can only handle so much of "the scene" but handle it I did. I always enjoy my small but deep talks with Golden. Oh I did run into Matt Dallas but quickly lost him in the crowd. Rumor has it Lindsey Lohan got a hold of him and would not let go. You're welcome Lindsey.



Grammy Awards Sunday Started off with Mia and I having breakfast at the Beachwood cafe. Then after we had an afternoon of internet nothingness/research, we got ready for our first party. We decided to hit up Warner Brothers first and we had amazing timing because just as we arrived JGro was just finishing up red carpet. As we did a few Champagne laps we ran into Katy Perry and Dr.Luke... We always do. Next party. Sony at the Beverly Hills Hotel. This was the party to be at: Clive Davis, Beyonce, John Mayer, etc. So after Mia hit up every buffet table we decided 1:15am would be a perfect time to go to Hyde. Hyde was packed but not super annoying. Janet showed up to dance with her man Jermaine Dupree. Very cute! She's taller then him. Last stop. Oh we picked up someone at Hyde, my friend Simon, and it was off to the Thompson Hotel in Beverly Hills. We arrived just in time to see Avril Lavigne stumbling out. When we got to the suite it took about 3 name drops before they let us in the small room. Soon after arriving, Paris arrived. I'm sure none to impressed with the size of the room she had us all leave to the next party. But I thought that would be pushing it to the edge so I called it a night.

ELLEN DEGENERES AND SALLY O'MALLEY ARE THE SAME

They're both 50 years old! They both like to kick stretch aaaaand kick. She's 50 !



Group of celebrities pay tribute to Ellen by lipsynching " I Will Survive".

KRISTIN CAVALLARI CELEBRATES HER BIRTHDAY. AGAIN, AGAIN...

Cavallari celebrates her 21st birthday Wednesday night at Stone Rose Lounge in West Hollywood. Wow, she really loves herself. Kris Cav had a birthday Party in Vegas 11 days prior; but nobody came to that! Eew why am I being so bitchy - I love self love. I think I still hold a Lauren/Steven grudge from the Laguna dayzzz.

THE WRAP UP...

Nude shopping with Britney Spears Dlisted

Scarlett Johansson the singer? popoholic

Paris drunk at LAX sunday DS

Kate Bosworth cover of "Vogue" February 2008 JustJared

Naomi Campbell dating president of Venezuela? Style Crunch

Zac Efron rushed to Cedar-Sinai Hospital! Snagwire