PLAN FOR A SUMMER WEDDING ...

Thursday, the California Supreme Court, in a 4-3 ruling, shot down the state's ban on same-sex marriage. This ruling may allow gays to be hitched as early as mid-June. Holla! Go team Gay! I myself don't agree with gay marriage and equal rights. Gross! Can you imagine complete gay strangers that want nothing to do but be happy and share their lives with the ones they love ... OMG. That means you can actually provide health insurance to the person you care most about that happens to be the same sex as you. This is insane. Can you imagine the sight of a perfectly detailed wedding. I mean I think what you should be most afraid of is all the best wedding locations getting booked up. I mean can you imagine all the more opportunity's Britney Spears is going to get to have another shotgun wedding now that she's allowed to marry girls as well.

LISTEN UP CHRIS CROCKER IS SPEAKING ...

"You look for love in everyone else but you."

BABY TIGERS RICH...BABY TIGERS AND LIFETIME BIG GULPS RICH

by Pierre Baltadano

So check this out...over on Forbes.com there's a story from April 30, 2008 about the fifth richest man in the world, India-born Mukesh Ambani, building a $2 BILLION home. HWHAT! This home will be a 27-story skyscraper in downtown Mumbai and it will be called Antilla. It all started in 2005 when Ambani's wife Nita was visiting the spa at the Mandarin Oriental in New York and she was stricken by the Asian-inspired interiors. She tracked down the designers,Perkings +Will and Hirsch Bedner Associates, and went to the bank, her husband of course, to have it done. Unlike a hotel or other high rise, this one will differ from floor to floor and that is why it will end up costing so much. There are more details in the story but let's just say that when I was building my billion dollar home, I made sure that I had a whole floor for baby tigers, another for a 7-11, and I was convinced by K-Fed to build a nightclub for pit-bulls on a seperate floor. Oh wait, that was Britney Spears.

[Forbes.com, Story and Slideshow]

MAKES SENSE... IN THEORY...

It's rumored that Britain's West End Theatre wants Britney Spears to play the lead role of Blanche DuBois in Tennessee William's stage play A Streetcar Named Desire.

“Britney’s been on the list for this for some time but was considered too risky until recently,” an insider spills to the British tabs. “Her appearance in the American TV show How I Met Your Mother changed all that. She had poise, timing and a real flair.”

“We’d wanted her for Blanche because even though she’s technically too young to play her, who else could embody this fallen Southern Belle so well? Britney’s done it all in her career – from being desired beyond all others to facing ridicule that she can’t quite understand – pure Blanche.”

“She’s living out the story, so to harness that on stage would be amazing for an audience to see – and cathartic for Britney, too.”

Sure Britney may have done a better than average job on How I Met Your Mother, but that's just using a Britney scale. If you used a regular’s person scale then it would be an unforgettable performance. If you had casted a regular actress no one would say that so and so did a stellar job and she should be a Tony award-winning actress. You're not really reviewing her acting, you're applauding the fact that she made it to set and got through the scenes. It doesn’t mean she's ready for the theater and the daily performances along with an added matinee performance on the weekend. HAHAHA, I don’t think so!

BRITNEY SPEARS ON HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

BRITNEY SPEARS ON HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

Britney's ditzy character on the show is named Abby. The upcoming Brit Brit episode will air March 24th. You're welcome.

IT'S PROBABLY BEST FOR YOU BRITNEY...

Britney Spears has been banned from West Hollywood's club Villa.

Co-Owner Vincent Larcesca- “She came twice, but we don’t want the media circus that would create”.

KATY PERRY BLOGS TOO!... ISH

You wanna piece of me? from Katy Perry on Vimeo.

This a little behind the scenes action that Stylist Johnny Wujek took and Katy P put on her blog.

On Tuesday, March 11, 2008 I assisted the amazingly talented Wujek in styling our little Lolita for her Album shoot. Look for billboards this summer. You're welcome!

BRITNEY SPEARS CHANGES IT UP WITH HER BREAK THE ICE MUSIC VIDEO

Very symbolic. Walking time bomb.

BRITNEY SPEARS HAS HER LIMITS...

Wow! Grandma Spears was given the right to give Britney $1,500 per week on a credit card.

Jamie Spears Lawyer says it was "so she can spend money, have her freedom, and make choices about how she wants to enjoy her life."

Britney also skipped out on court today to be onset of How I Met Your Mother. Maybe Britney should be doing guest appearances on shows like How I Met my addiction Meth.

OOPS CHRIS CROCKER DID IT AGAIN...

Chris Crocker Has Britney Spears Moment: Flashes Crotch!

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Chrissy flashes his Britney to the paparazzi in front of Villa.

ADNAN IS A SLEAZE BALL... YUCK

CELEBITCHY REPORTS- When I first read a blurb about this yesterday on OK! Magazine I was so confused by the details I didn’t report it. Britney’s boyfriend Adnan, who she maybe broke up with after reading sexy texts on his phone from another woman, (although he was seen at her house a couple of days ago) supposedly had an affair. He was said to be cheating on Britney with the girlfriend of a guy who is a contestant on the Bravo Reality show “Make Me a Supermodel.” The news came out after he was photographed with the 20 year-old woman, who was suspiciously wearing one of the black “Ed Hardy” t-shirts that Adnan favors.

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BRITNEY SPEARS AND HEIDI MONTAG?

More like Heidi Montag sings along to Britney Spears. Heidi's a freak! Listen for yourself.

BRITNEY'S GETTING HELP ...

New reports on Britney's ever growing mental instability. From what what I can gather, Britney went willingly to UCLA medical center after suffering from yet another mental breakdown. Britney is under a much needed 72 hour hold. I really think this a good thing. I also hear that preggers-sister Jamie Lynn Spears has convinced Britney to go back home with her and her mom to Lousiana. Let's hope this is truly the case and hope the paparazzi/media give her the time and space she needs to recover.

HOT TIP! BRITNEY SPEARS TRIES TO COMMIT SUICIDE...

Just got a tip from a reader that Britney Spears tried to commit suicide... Its very sad news... I hope this is a wake up call. Suicide is a very selfish and obviously complicated act.

I will keep you updated.

FERRAS GETS INTIMATE AT THE VIPER ROOM... HE ALWAYS DOES

Virgin Records' Ferras steals the small and very intimate crowd of the Viper Room. Playing songs like "Aliens and Rainbows" and "Hollywood's Not America" This veteran new comer is quickly rising to stardom faster then Britney can finish her Big Gulp. Seriously y'all ! Ferras will also be appearing on the Today Show February 12th so set your TiVo's. You can also buy "Hollywood's Not America" right now on iTunes...

ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT'S INTERVIEW WITH ADNAN GHAILB

BRITNEY'S GETTING BETTER!

Photo's from WENN

Britney seems to be getting it together. Britney gets a driver Saturday night. Then the next day goes to PETCO. Later that night, Britney was seen leaving Millennium Dance studio. Monday, Britney visits the office Kevin Federline's lawyer. This is the most productive we've seen Brit Brit be in an while. I hope this is a permanent change.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!... AGAIN

Seriously. Yeah she's a bit of a mess , but I prefer her over that junkie Amy Wino, as Perez so politely calls her. I think its pretty sick that the Associated Press has her obituary already printed. Eew that's so rude! Take a look at the people in your life and how bad you would feel if this was your sister or mother . In Alabama, my sister said that a local radio station, WKMX 106.7, was having listeners call in to say how Britney was going to kill herself. Nobody wants to hear that! Talk about taking a few steps back as human beings. This is just like the days when they would tar and feather people. So before you get all happy thinking this might be the day Britney offs herself, take a good look at the people you love, and how awful it would be to not have them in your life...



Wow I just got really sentimental. Wow I should really go on a walk. I know, I'm gonna hold a walk run for Britney. Its gonna start at the Starbucks on Roberston and Beverly and we will walk/run to all the Starbucks from West Hollywood to Westwood. It's a walk for LIFE people! Who's with me?

CELEBS SUPPORT BRITNEY SPEARS ...

Heavy Breathing reports-




Rachel Bilson to GQ magazine: “I think people just need to leave her the f— alone. You see things on the news—hundreds of paparazzi. She can’t drive her car. I don’t know what she is doing as a mother, but that’s a really hard place to be.”

Demi Moore to V magazine:"No one has seen it worse than Britney Spears," says Demi, who stars with Michael Caine in the jewel heist flick Flawless, due in theaters at the end of March. "How can anyone see that and think that's an OK way to expect anybody to live, no matter where they're at in their life?"

Miley Cyrus to People magazine: "I think that she needs help. If I didn't have [my family], I'd probably be in the same position. You just got to know who your true friends are, and I think, for me, [that] is my mom. If you have sisters, I mean any girls that are in your family, that can understand and relate to you, I think is the best."

AJ McLean to People magazine: "I believe in her 110 percent, but she needs to call [me]. First I would say, 'What the hell is wrong with you?' Second I would say, 'What is really wrong with you? What are you not saying to everybody else?'