THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!

MISS BIMBO...

by Pierre Baltadano

This one totally flew under my nose. The Today Show's Ann Curry aired a clip about an online game that's all the rage in Europe. It's called Miss Bimbo and it is a Barbie Doll meets paper doll meets Tamogachi thing where people can raise a Paris Hilton of their own. Little eight year-old children are apparently getting in on it too. All I know is that after watching this alarming report, I want to make my own Miss Bimbo. I have hopes that when I do, she will be loved, taken care of, and sent to university just like all good little bimbos should.

LINDSAY LOHAN LOVES SILVIA FENDI

Here is Lohan hitting up Silvia Fendi for some free schwag. No doubt this dress was free. I hear that Lindsey was "gifted" an amazing "gift" bag and quickly left the party. OK y'all, I'm all for getting things for free, (oh hey!), but just saying that's what I heard and now you've heard it here. Hey girl hey!

THE WRAP UP...

Courtney's New Cut Perez

Cisco Adler dances for sun in January Eatskeet

Eva Mendes Nipple Slip Video Popcrunch

Lindsey Lohan has a new job Dlisted

Kim Kardashian Feeds her Giant Sister Thegrumpiest

EVERYONE LOVES CLOVERFIELD... BUT I DIDN'T !

They should have named it Dizzyfield. They should warn people that you may need to vomit from motion sickness. The entire movie is supposed to look like your watching someone's personal video tape, so for the most part, it's bad angles and feet.



But I will have to say, the young actress that played Beth McIntyre, Odette Yustman, is going to be a huge movie star. Very beautiful and very talented! Sorry boys this 'lil hottie is taken by Actor Trevor Wright. And for you other boys, Trevor Wright just did a beach/surf version of Brokeback Mountain called Shelter with Actor Brade Rowe... Oh damn!



Speaking of hotties. The ugly girl in Mean Girls, Lizzy Caplan is HOT!