THE WRAP UP ... IT'S BACK Y'ALL

All the things I don't feel like writing about. Right here everybody.

Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz Confirm Pregnancy

Will Britney Show in Court Today?

Lindsay Lohan Caught Kissing Rumored Lesbian Partner

Miley Cyrus Is Bi-Sexual: Cyrus Caught In The Act!

Madonna’s $471,000 Chanel Bag: Worth More Than a Kiss from Clooney!

JESSICA ALBA FINALLY GETS MARRIED...

Looks like Pete and Ashley aren't the only ones that don't want to have a baby out of wedlock. Jessica Alba and Cash Warren took the plunge. People Magazine reports that the wedding took place in a Beverly Hills court house on Monday. Sources tells People's Mag that it was a very very intimate wedding. Just the two of them. For more on the Jash Warba's wedding click here

PETE AND ASHLEYS SHOT GUN WEDDING...

Ashley confirmed that she is pregnant at the reception of her wedding over the weekend. Explains the short engagement. Just kidding. No but for reals it was kinda short. These two are perfect for each other. Trust me. Congratulations.

-I hear the wedding was a small gathering of a hundred plus.

PLAN FOR A SUMMER WEDDING ...

Thursday, the California Supreme Court, in a 4-3 ruling, shot down the state's ban on same-sex marriage. This ruling may allow gays to be hitched as early as mid-June. Holla! Go team Gay! I myself don't agree with gay marriage and equal rights. Gross! Can you imagine complete gay strangers that want nothing to do but be happy and share their lives with the ones they love ... OMG. That means you can actually provide health insurance to the person you care most about that happens to be the same sex as you. This is insane. Can you imagine the sight of a perfectly detailed wedding. I mean I think what you should be most afraid of is all the best wedding locations getting booked up. I mean can you imagine all the more opportunity's Britney Spears is going to get to have another shotgun wedding now that she's allowed to marry girls as well.

PETE WENTZ'S CLOTHING LINE ...

Pete Wentz follows the long list of celebrities that have put out their own clothing line. Pete is joining Nordstrom to design an exclusive junior sportswear line "emo-style". It's also rumored, by me, that Pete will soon be coming out with his own line of flat irons with cool neon colors that rock your hair. You're welcome.

GET PUNK'D ...

Pete Wentz is going to have his own punk beauty parlor. The punk salon is set to open in April in Chicago and will cater to men and women that want that punk look.

JIMMY KIMMEL "I'M FUCKING BEN AFFLECK" VIDEO

Featuring appearances by: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin and Meatloaf.

GET WELL SOON HEMINGWAY!

Pete Wentz takes his pet bulldog to the animal hospital on Sunday. Hemy had and ear infection. Hemy has the cutest under bite.