GIVE IT 2 ME

by Pierre Baltadano

Madonna's new music video for "Give It 2 Me" has come out and I have a sneaking suspicion that she used Markus in a blond wig for it. Check it...

I NEVER EVEN NEW MOST OF THESE PEOPLE WERE VEGS...

by Pierre Baltadano


PETA is holding their "Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrity of the Year" contest and the list includes many celebrities that I, for some reason, never imagined were vegetarians (the RZA and the GZA?!)...but wow that Natalie Portman is a beautiful one isn't she?

RIHANNA'S NEW SINGLE "DISTURBIA"

CAN YOU PAY BILLS? CAN YOU PAY MY HOTEL BILLS?

Madonna says no! It has been brought to Madonna's attention that a French film crew snuck into her bathroom and her gym and filmed. Get this! They aired it. Ewww! I would be livid! Oh, Madonna is pissed. She's refusing to pay for her stay at the Carlton Intercontinental Hotel. Madonna was staying there for the Cannes Film Festival. Her bill was $92,800. Damn! That's one pricey mini bar.

WHAT? A WATER DRESSS?...LUCKY!

This bitch has everything! My man, my one of a kind strapless water dress, my dream body. Oops. To dirty? Anyways you can catch this hot hoe in her new ads for Olang foortwear. FYI those shoe do not go with that dress... What it do do bitch!

HOT VICTORIA (TRANNY) MESS...

Please Marc Jacobs will you stop torching us with these horrendous ads of Victoria (over tanned) Beckham. I did love the legs out of the box ad. The rest are flat out scary.

PLEASE TELL US SHARON STONE...

“I’m not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And then this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and then I thought, is that karma? When you’re not nice that the bad things happen to you?”

Yes, explain how at least 127 children were crushed to death when their school collapsed on during a 7.9-magnitude earthquake. Please tell me what kind of bad karma could these kids possible had to deserve this! You ignorant B**ch.

YOU KNOW YOU'VE MADE IT WHEN ...

...a college ensemble choir sings your song... Katy Perry "Thinking of You". The funny thing is Katy didn't even go to College. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. J/K . Stay in school y'all!

REICHEN LEHMKUHL LIKES BEING FANTASTIC...

..Magazine that is. The The Amazing Race winner has a write up in, what do you know, Fantastic Magazine. Cheesy name but after taking a glance I'm intrigued. And who am I to judge on cheesy names? Don't laugh at the bitches! Where was I? Oh yes, I was intrigued. Not only by this magazine's content but now I know that the ex-Air Force Captain is wearing more then just a captain's hat these days. Reichen is starring in his own TV show on the Here! network Dante's Cove, written a bio, and designed his own jewelry line. I'm sure all gay of course. Eeew Mr. Reichen has stolen my 6 month goal plan. Bitchy!

CHRIS CAGLE AND JENNIFER TANT ARE GIVING ME IKE AND TINA ...

Country music singer Chris Cagle and girlfriend Jennifer Tant were arrested for domestic assault on Wednesday, May 28 2008. The two of them where arrested after getting drunk and then getting physical... and not in the sexy way but in the "honey I think we should call the cops on our noisey ass neighbors " kind of way.

Grrrrrrl! I say hit me once shame on me. Hit me twice I'm grabben a knife. So my advice to you 'lil girl is get out before he kills you. I suggest after you get out of jail you go straight to your local book store and buy/ or steal (I dont know your business) a book called "Better Single Than Sorry" By Jen Schefft. You're welcome!

THE WRAP UP ... IT'S BACK Y'ALL

All the things I don't feel like writing about. Right here everybody.

Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz Confirm Pregnancy

Will Britney Show in Court Today?

Lindsay Lohan Caught Kissing Rumored Lesbian Partner

Miley Cyrus Is Bi-Sexual: Cyrus Caught In The Act!

Madonna’s $471,000 Chanel Bag: Worth More Than a Kiss from Clooney!

SHIA LABEOUF ON "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"

I don't watch TV for the most part, so if you're like me you catch everything on the Internet. So I found Shia the blockbuster "it" boy promoting his already billion dollar hit Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I've yet to see it , but all my friends say its bad. I usually ignore critiques. I feel like this is just a movie you have to see . Like the Harry Potter movies. I don't think they're great, I've just become invested into the franchise. Its kind of an OCD thing with me.

KIRSTEN DUNST BLAMES IT ON THE RAIN ...

And by rain I mean depression. Kirsten Dunst speaks out about checking into Utah's Cirque Lodge Rehab Facility-

“I didn’t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse, I went there for depression. Depression is pretty serious and should not be gossiped about.”

I wanna play this song for Kiks. It's "Lost" by Katy Perry

KATY PERRY VS PEREZ HILTON

It finally happened! I hung out with Perez.

JESSICA SIMPSON NEW COUNTRY SINGLE "COME ON OVER"

I don't think country is a bad way to go. This song choice isn't my favorite, but it sometimes takes a while for country songs to grow on me. Now will she be able to win over the actually country community? Let me know what you think ?

THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!

SEX AND THE CITY COMES HOME TO NEW YORK

The girls of Sex and The City have been on a crazy world promo tour. Now the girls have ended it where it all began, New York City. I of course was supposed to be at this premiere if not for the broken promise of my close friend I will not name. This town (Hollywood) is built on them. Any-who my favorite of the night is going to be Sarah Jessica Parker. My favorite through out the promotional tour has to be Cynthia Nixon. Hands down the worst dressed of everything went to Kim Catrall. Now, if your anything like me you can't wait to see this movie. I may pop a few sleeping pills until the big day so I don't have to deal with the anxiety of it all.

COVER STORY... KATY PERRY

Well if Nylon Magazine smart they would have put Katy Perry on their June 2008 School Of Rock issue. Instead they went with Scarlett Johansson. Katy does have about 4 pages in this issue so check it out.

- Now that I'm looking at this altered cover I'm thinking I may be a little get a little obsessive when it comes to my BF. You're Welcome!

DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES...

...onto reprisising her role in the CW's Beverly Hills 90210. Yes, Tori Spelling who's been in a public battle with her mother over her father Aaron Spellings estate. The new Bev Hills debuts this fall.

"HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU" THE TRAILER ...

DON'T MESS WITH KATY AND MARKUS ...

We might have to get GHETTO!

...AND SHE CLOSING IN

by Pierre Baltadano



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COVER STORY...CHRISTIAN BALE

Christian Bale is on the June/July issue of Details Magazine.

Can't wait for the new Batman film.

R.I.P. SYDNEY POLLACK

Sydney Pollack 73, died Monday at his Los Angeles home in the Pacific Palisades. Pollack was an Oscar- winning actor/director. The cause of death was cancer.

DAVID COOK ON "ELLEN'

American Idol winner David Cook talks to Ellen about winning.

MICHAEL LOHAN BLOGS TOO...

Michael Lohan has something to say about his estranged wife's new show "Living Lohan." Lets be real these poor kids don't have any good parental guidance from either side.

Michael says:

"Soooooo, you want a comment on the first episode of Living Lohan?

Well, let’s see… If I were to look at things from a wordly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception — and maybe at a later date, I might just do so.

For now, let’s just say I’m still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali’s career and being a “real” mother, or reading tabloids.

I’ve had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me — again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs.

If this show is about the being a mother and a manager, the most important thing is to set a good example by instilling positive values, and doing what’s right for the kid’s sake. Not for our own!

I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it.

-Michael"

OUR NOMINATED BITCH OF THE WEEK IS...

by Pierre Baltadano

...well I really didn't care to look up her name...but it is this bitch

MOVING ON UP !

Seeeems that girl-on-girl action is the activity of choice this Memorial Day according to the iTunes chart. Katy Perry's I Kissed A Girl snags the # 8 spot from Madonna and Justin Timberlake 4 Minutes.

AUDRINA PATRIDGE ON REGIS AND KELLY ...

Audrina talks to Regis and Kelly about her unlikely discovery. I love her.

KOBE IS A JACKASS

by Pierre Baltadano

NBA MVP Kobe Bryant plays with snakes and Jackasses in this viral for Nike Basketball...

OUT AND ABOUT IN DOWNTOWN LA...

Hip-Hop's newest youngsta Tyga was seen out canoodleing with MTV TR3S' Karli Henriquez at KIIS FM's American Idol Viewing Party.

TAKE A LOOK AND LISTEN...MATTHEW AARONS

This 22 year-old German singer might surprise you. So check out his myspace and download his song Loveproof for free now!

COVER STORY... ELISHA CUTHBERT

I don't know how I missed this Maxim cover of Elisha Cuthbert for the May 2008 issue . Ok, I admit I'm not a huge Maxim fan, but after Pierre and I went to the Maxim Hot 100 party in Los Angeles at Paramount Studios, I noticed this cover on a table. I was blown away. I couldn't stop looking at it. I was giving you full on perv right in the middle of a fake New York street. She looks amazing. Super sexy without the super trashy. Maxim you have made Markus Is The Drug a Fan. You're Welcome.

I KNOW THAT WHEN I WAS ON SOUL TRAIN...

by Pierre Baltadano

Katy Perry is coming home today and I caught Markus trying this in my kitchen...


(thanks Jen McGinnis, aka best prom date ever, for the clip)

A GUITAR HERO...

by Pierre Baltadano

Josh Groban was on Ellen the other day and they decided to have a Guitar Hero face-off. Check it...

WEEZER'S "PORK AND BEANS" MUSIC VIDEO

This a truly an entertaining video. I heart Weezer! Check out Chris Crocker's cameo.

KATY, IT'S FEEDING TIME...

She is the freak of the week for sure! I think I should introduce Veronica to Mr.Mac.

"I'd rather have breast milk then a million melons"

GETTING WICKED FOR CANCER

Wicked's Adam Lambert performs Crazy at the Art 4 Life American Cancer Society enefit in Hollywood earlier this week. Wow what a voice. Adam plays Fiyero in Wicked. What an amazing cause to lend your talent to.

PREPARE FOR THE COMING OF KATY PERRY

Y'all take a look at Katy Perry's album cover styled by yours truly, alongside my good friend and style guro Johnny Wujek. I'm sorry I'm not just being biased because she's my best friend, but this is one HOT album cover. Katy is the full package. Looks, talent and heart like you'll never believe.

COUPLE ALERT!

My boy Jesse McCartney has been seen out with Danity Kane's Aubrey O'Day. She looks like a spawn of Paris Hilton and Tara Reed's.

KATE MOSS FOR TOPSHOP

Here is a preview of Kate Moss ads for Topshop summer collection. Didn't Kate Moss have a baby. You never read about her baby. Did she sell her for an 8-ball. Anywho, baby shmaby she looks amazing!

THIS IS SO WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS...

Really Creepy Sex Abuse PSA - Watch more free videos
I think someone should do a PSA on the PSA.

IF YOU GO AWAY

by Pierre Baltadano

I've always loved the original French version of this song called Ne Me Quitte Pas, by Jacques Brel, but I had never listened to Shirley Bassey sing it in English. She gets into it.

CARFUL...

Katy Perry is creeping up to that #1 iTunes spot.
Like a thief in the night, Katy Perry's single I Kissed A Girl has been snagging the #1 spots all across the country. Soon the world! You're welcome!

I'M A NERD AND ALL, BUT...

by Pierre Baltadano


...you'll never find me there! Engadget.com reports that some fellow Apple fanboys have already started lining up for the new iPhone. This phone hasn't even been announced! Some people apparently don't even know what they are camping out for! Ima just gonna pre-order my as soon as it's announced. C'est simple!

(wait, are they just messing around? hmm...)

I KISSED A KATY PERRY AND I LIKED IT...

I Kissed A Girl

So here it is you little horn dogs. Katy Perry premiered her new video "I Kissed a Girl"on myspace today. What do we think? My pooch Bella Molinari makes a cameo in the video. Try to spot her.

JESSICA ALBA FINALLY GETS MARRIED...

Looks like Pete and Ashley aren't the only ones that don't want to have a baby out of wedlock. Jessica Alba and Cash Warren took the plunge. People Magazine reports that the wedding took place in a Beverly Hills court house on Monday. Sources tells People's Mag that it was a very very intimate wedding. Just the two of them. For more on the Jash Warba's wedding click here

CHRIS CROCKER MADE ME LAUGH ON MY BIRTHDAY!

I'M SO HAPPY FOR PEREZ AND KATY ...

I get so excited when I see that Perez Hilton has posted something new about Katy Perry! I'm so thankful for the support he has given my BEST FRIEND on my birthday! The latest is this video iChat Katy and Perez recorded. So if you would like to watch this really cute video of these very close friends click here. I suggest you click here at least a hundred times today. Wear this video out. Memorize it. Role play and pretend you're Katy and your Fatty stuffed animal is Perez.

THEY LIKE HER THEY REALLY LIKE HER...

Katy Perry introduces label-mate and friend Ferras at Zootopia in New York over this last weekend. The crowd participated in a short sing along with Katy. This is so exciting because two of my best friends dreams are finally coming true. I'm so proud of these two very talented artist.

...BELLA THE MOVIE STAR...

オフィス

by Pierre Baltadano

SNL ran a digital short this weekend that takes us into the origins of The Office. I laughed quite a bit, but one thing, was it, as Ricky Gervais said, slightly racist? Oh, and I don't know Japanese so that title up there could totally be off.

BEVERLY HILLS, 90210 PROMO ...

So it begins... Can't wait!

COVER STORY... JONAS BROTHERS

The Jonas Brothers make the cover of the June/July 2008 issue of Cosmo Girl. Perfect!

PETE AND ASHLEYS SHOT GUN WEDDING...

Ashley confirmed that she is pregnant at the reception of her wedding over the weekend. Explains the short engagement. Just kidding. No but for reals it was kinda short. These two are perfect for each other. Trust me. Congratulations.

-I hear the wedding was a small gathering of a hundred plus.

KATY VS ANGELA

Your team! Angela, the one true ginger of the Perry Hudson clan, has received these new members to her team.

WHERE KATY PERRY GETS HER INSPIRATION

I'm so freaked out right now! Thanks Angela Perry Hudson.

KATY PERRY PERFORMING MANNEQUIN LIVE

So I've kind of been missing my best friend Katy Perry. She's out working hard on her promotional tour. So what do I do when I'm thinking of Miss Perry? I stalked the internet and found this video of Katy Perry singing Mannequin for Kiss FM Sprint Live Lounge.

ELLEN DEGENERES PLANS TO WED

Ellen has announced that she will be wedding longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi AKA Amanda Lee Rogers . Aw, how sweet! I love Ellen and wish her all the best. I think this is a huge step. Next step, worldwide acceptance.

TERRI SNATCHER PROMOTES "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES"

Desperate for attention, Terri Hatcher appeared on The View to promote the show's Season finale. I hope she's not planning a singing career.

JOSH GROBAN ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA...HERO STYLE!

Josh Groban performed May 16th 2008 in Bryant Park in New York City. Incase you missed it here you go. You're welcome!

MARKUS IS THE DRUG...FOR THE MEETING IN THE LADIES ROOM

by Pierre Baltadano

"Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood."

Funky Groove II sélectionnée dans Musique

MEGAN FOX IS TOPLESS...

I really don't have much to say about this because for some odd reason I really don't care. So I've been kind of sitting on this picture all day thinking should I post this boring picture of this very boring actress. Then, from out of nowhere, self said to self, "Yo, who cares? Post the damn picture already. Its a topless chic and that should be reason enough." So I did. You're welcome. And besides this is nowhere near as bad as that Vanity Fair "topless" super controversial photo of Miley Cyrus. Right?

PLAN FOR A SUMMER WEDDING ...

Thursday, the California Supreme Court, in a 4-3 ruling, shot down the state's ban on same-sex marriage. This ruling may allow gays to be hitched as early as mid-June. Holla! Go team Gay! I myself don't agree with gay marriage and equal rights. Gross! Can you imagine complete gay strangers that want nothing to do but be happy and share their lives with the ones they love ... OMG. That means you can actually provide health insurance to the person you care most about that happens to be the same sex as you. This is insane. Can you imagine the sight of a perfectly detailed wedding. I mean I think what you should be most afraid of is all the best wedding locations getting booked up. I mean can you imagine all the more opportunity's Britney Spears is going to get to have another shotgun wedding now that she's allowed to marry girls as well.

A NERD IS GONNA KILL A BITCH ANT IF THIS DON'T STOP

by Pierre Baltadano


So over in Texas they are apparently having a problem with crazy raspberry ants (pretty scientific name right?). These species of ants are thought to have come through the port from the Southeast or the Caribbean, cause that's where their cousins, the crazy ants, come from. They apparently spread like crazy, move around in chaos, and are attracted to electronics. The guys have even taken down some sewage pumping stations, computers, gas meters, and caused fire alarm malfunctions. They have even been spotted near NASA's Johnson Space Center. These guys are trying to invade space! Space! For more click on the link below.

[WRAL]

THE GREAT ISABELLA ROSSELINNI IS DOING PORN NOW!

by Pierre Baltadano

The international star has created a series with Sundance, which can be seen on Funny or Die, called Green Porno w/ Isabella Rossellini. She plays an earthworm, dragonfly, bee, and other insects. I loved her as Jack Donaghy's wife/ex Bianca on NBC's 30 Rock, but this is genius. Check 'em out...it's absolutely some crazy, funny, elementary school instructional vids on crack. Is bug sex NSFW?

MCQUEEN, A VERY SPECIFIC BRAND

Circus ring leader Alexander McQueen store opening party in West Hollywood drew in a very eclectic crowd. Not a big surprise considering all the big names went to Cannes.

Real life Ex Pimp Archbishop Magic Don Juan. This is too good. Don Juan's bio reads: "His life path was changed dramatically in 1985 after receiving a vision from the "Most High". Bishop retired from the Pimpin Game and founded his church and community assistance program in Chicago . He soon was bequeathed by his brethren the honored title of Archbishop.. Chuuurch!"



China Chow somehow smuggled an invite to the Mc Queen party. China is most famous for her movie role in 1998 The Big Hit . She wasn't! The best thing she could have done was sleep with Mark Wahlberg.


And what would a circus be without its Jester Top Model's Jay Manuel.

FINDING FASHION AS A PREGNANT MOTHER OF TWO

Angelina Jolie-Pitt at the Cannes Film Festival in France still finds a away to be fashionable even after being 6 months preggers with twins. Angie is wearing a dress by Thomas Wilde created by one of my favorite designers, Paula Thomas. Let's not forget to add, Angie is not going for comfort when she put on her Christian Louboutin heels. Maybe the swollen feet add to the cushioning.

BORED TO TEARS...

MySpace Presents: The Fit featuring Fergie

Fergie talks about her line of handbags for Kipling. Fergie describes her line as being a risk taker and a dare devil. I just threw up in my mouth. I generally love myspace The Fit but this one bored me to tears. I don't know maybe it's just to early in the morning and my coffee hasn't hit. For now I'm saying, "Chut up Fergie!" Sorry for also putting you through it. You know what they say, misery loves company.

FOR ALL YOU PERVS OUT THERE MILEY WANTS YOU TO KNOW...

She drinks milk. Advert reads: "Girl Power. Actress by day. Rocker by night. I’ve got to keep fit to keep up. So I drink milk. Some studies suggest that teens who choose milk instead of sugary drinks tend to be leaner and the protein helps build muscle. It’s the best of both worlds."

Mmm I want a milk moustache right now.

DID ANYONE ELSE KNOW THAT CLAUDIA SCHIFFER WAS CAT WOMEN

If she hadn't taken her top off for the cover of German Vogue 's June issue, I would have never guessed. Now how did the great and powerful photographer Mario Testino convince Claudia Schiffer to reveal her secret identity?

OMFG SET YOUR TIVO'S Y'ALL...GOSSIP GIRL SEASON FINALE

Because of the big break its hard to believe that this is Gossip Girl first season finale. So you won't want to miss all the OMG my daddy has more money then your daddy drama.

SO I'M BITTER...

I was a little bitter that I didn't get an invite from Anna Wintour to the 2008 Costume Institute Gala, aka the Met Ball. I mean, Anna, after all that we've been through. Ugh that was bitchy. But its ok I could have been invited then uninvited like Rachael Zoe(Damn thats cold!). Besides I've worked past it with a few sessions with my therapist. I'm sending you the bill BTW A.W.. I did want to comment on a few looks I loved.



Starting with Gossip Girl's Michelle Trachtenberg who showed up in this off-the-shoulder gold skirt gown. A 1976 Vintage Yves Saint Laurent. Touche my dear! Touche! Very Coquette of you. I also love the Cesare Paciotti clutch.




Wow... hottest couple went to Tom Brady and Gisele Bunchen in Versace. I don't know who to be more jealous of? I would switch places with the both of them.


And finally Christina Ricci for best imitation of a lolly pop. Just kidding I loved her. She actually was my favorite of the night for emulating Wonder Woman (the lolly pop) in Givenchy.

BOYS AND THEIR TOYS

by Pierre Baltadano

I was checking one of my favorite gadget blogs today when I ran across this post titled, "The Most Horrifying Playstation 3 Ad Ever Makes Me Loyal to the X Box 360 for Life (NSFW)." It's a big red "Do Not Push" button right? So here is the ad...(click on it for larger pic)

...oh and I guess it's not safe for work (NSFW), even though it is only all implied.


[Gizmodo.com]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO STILL CARE...

Do people still watch this show? I didn't even know it was on the air. I only care about this because for some reason I don't like Nicolette Sheridan. For no real reason other then I have this feeling she might be a really big bitch in real life . So with that being said, I had her kicked off ABC's forgotten show Desperate Housewives. That's right, I have that kind of power. I called creator Marc Cherry and he confirmed this to the Associated Press.

“Yes, Edie’s gone. She won’t be back for a few years.”

Who should I remove next?