JODIE SWEETIN'S BABY MADE WITH METH...

I mean love. Stephanie Tanner loves being a drug addict. I mean mother. Jodie Tanner tells People Magazine, "I'm very lucky to have made it through to the other side." I'm pretty sure she was stoned giving this interview. I think she may be talking about making it through to the other side of the K hole she's been in for nine months. Well it's a good thing People Mag gave the "former" drug addict cash money to appear on the cover. Now Stephanie Sweetin don't go spend that whole hundred on one fix. Just kidding I love her. Bless her speedy Speed-induced beating heart. Oh and possible baby names for the baby are Bookshelf or Sandstorm.

AMY WINEHOUSE REHAB PART DUEX

They gotta make her go back to rehab, but she says no, no, no. Really people do this to themselves on purpose? The drugs i mean. It's really hard to see such a great talent fade so quickly.

AMY CRACKHOUSE GOES TO REHAB...

I feel like Amy is overly concerned with her cocoon on her head. I think it's where she's hiding the drugs. This is the face of someone thirsty for a hit. Well I hope she has seen the light and, for the sake of that cat of hers, gets help. OMG! I just thought of a brilliant reality show. Ok the name of the show is "Being Bobby Brown: Amy Winehouse". Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes . Cameras follow Amy and her man around. Brilliant right?

AMY, CRACK IS WACK ...

Amy Crackhouse's Label, Universal Music response to this Amy getting caught -

“We are deeply disappointed and upset by these latest revelations and are doing everything we can to offer Amy our full support in dealing with her problems,”

Amy, Markus is the drug. You're a silly girl.