JODIE SWEETIN'S BABY MADE WITH METH...

I mean love. Stephanie Tanner loves being a drug addict. I mean mother. Jodie Tanner tells People Magazine, "I'm very lucky to have made it through to the other side." I'm pretty sure she was stoned giving this interview. I think she may be talking about making it through to the other side of the K hole she's been in for nine months. Well it's a good thing People Mag gave the "former" drug addict cash money to appear on the cover. Now Stephanie Sweetin don't go spend that whole hundred on one fix. Just kidding I love her. Bless her speedy Speed-induced beating heart. Oh and possible baby names for the baby are Bookshelf or Sandstorm.

KATE MOSS FOR TOPSHOP

Here is a preview of Kate Moss ads for Topshop summer collection. Didn't Kate Moss have a baby. You never read about her baby. Did she sell her for an 8-ball. Anywho, baby shmaby she looks amazing!

GARY DOURDAN AND A CRACK HEAD ARE THE SAME...

...This only based on the fact that the CSI star was arrested for suspicion of possessing heroin, cocaine, ecstasy, AND prescription drugs in Palm Springs, California earlier this week.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the actor was asleep in his car at 5:21 AM when they approached the vehicle and made the bust.

Rumor has it is that he told police that the drugs weren't his and he was holding them for Britney Spears. Ha ha ha ... That's just what I hear.