TERRI SNATCHER PROMOTES "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES"

Desperate for attention, Terri Hatcher appeared on The View to promote the show's Season finale. I hope she's not planning a singing career.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO STILL CARE...

Do people still watch this show? I didn't even know it was on the air. I only care about this because for some reason I don't like Nicolette Sheridan. For no real reason other then I have this feeling she might be a really big bitch in real life . So with that being said, I had her kicked off ABC's forgotten show Desperate Housewives. That's right, I have that kind of power. I called creator Marc Cherry and he confirmed this to the Associated Press.

“Yes, Edie’s gone. She won’t be back for a few years.”

Who should I remove next?

CHRISTINA APPLEGATE ON THE VIEW

Christina Applegate is on The View promoting the return of her ABC sitcom Samantha Who?. After watching her on The View and hearing her talk about her character on the show, I have to say that if I watched television I would check this show out.